The following is taken from a conversation I had on AIM with a friend of mine who didn't get the prigledge of having Mr. Neumer. The time frame is, as best as I know, Spring 1999. (Note: "trap" = Trapeze = Our HS's newspaper. "Fly on the Wall" = a column of funny things said by teachers.)

Bourbaki00 (7:34:17 PM): holy shit did you hear what mr. slocum said today?
minotaurbb (7:34:28 PM): about dicks adn rubber bands?
Bourbaki00 (7:34:52 PM): yeah
Bourbaki00 (7:34:52 PM): that wasn't necessarily what made me laugh
Bourbaki00 (7:34:52 PM): what made me laugh was
Bourbaki00 (7:34:52 PM): gabe kept saying
Bourbaki00 (7:34:59 PM): "Holy god i can't believe you just said that."
Bourbaki00 (7:35:05 PM): "Who would actually think of that?"
minotaurbb (7:35:52 PM): where did it come from anyway?
minotaurbb (7:35:58 PM): i heard it from vinny
Bourbaki00 (7:36:02 PM): carlos had to use the bathroom
Bourbaki00 (7:36:05 PM): with 30 mins left
Bourbaki00 (7:36:08 PM): and slocs said no way
Bourbaki00 (7:36:17 PM): and then he said "it helps to shake your legs around"
Bourbaki00 (7:36:21 PM): "and think of waterfalls"
minotaurbb (7:36:31 PM): i would have walked out
Bourbaki00 (7:36:41 PM): "and put a calc book on your bladder"
Bourbaki00 (7:36:56 PM): "or also what helps is to double up a
rubber band and put it on the end of your penis"
Bourbaki00 (7:37:03 PM): "or if you REALLY want pain"
Bourbaki00 (7:37:10 PM): "do that and then drop a calc book on your bladder"
Bourbaki00 (7:37:19 PM): joe and i want to submit it to the trap's fly on the wall :)
minotaurbb (7:37:37 PM): o boy
minotaurbb (7:37:38 PM): wow
Bourbaki00 (7:37:42 PM): hehehe